A strong warrior told me once before that you can only defeat the evil if you are stronger than a dead cow. Finally, I am stronger than all the dead cows put toghether. I can finally destroy all the evil in The Evil City of Evil!
I am so happy that I can cry and pee with me pee pee at the same time. This feeling of power is so amazing! My powers are not only surging through my fingers and armpits, but they are also surging through my bummy holey!
XBox 360 is the most powerful thing on the face of this Universe; it has unified shaders. That means it is more powerful than anything else. If you don't believe me, you should talk to Microsoft or ATI. They said that it is 100% efficient, because it is using a Unified architecture. If a bad guy tries to eat your sour balls, all you have to do is say that you are unified, and he will certainly feel the powers coming out of your shaders. The reason, and a logical reason that anyone can understand, for the Xbox 360 being the most powerful thing on the face of this universe is because it is Unified. OMGOSH! This totally makes it believable that it is the most powerful in the universe. I once asked Microsoft and ATI if the Xbox 360 was capable of destroying a Nuclear Blast and to give reasons why, such as on the details of how it will destroy the Nuclear Blast. They said, "It is stronger because it has Unified Shaders." I hope that answers all your questions, because I know that answered all my question about life: why does a beautiful girl look beautiful? The answer is because of Unified Shaders that are in the Xbox 360. Thank you Microsoft and ATI for such an awesome answer!
When eating a big dog, you have to realize that it is a Dawg, yo!